September 2014 Issue Of Ygdrasil

The September 2014 issue of Ygdrasil is now available at http://users.synapse.net/kgerken .
This month’s issue contains work by Zahira Rahman, Mark Cunningham, Michael Lee Johnson, Gary Langford, Raymond Farr, Richard Dillon, Carolyn Gregory, Paul Tristram, A.J. Huffman and KJ Hannah Greenberg.

Klaus J. Gerken is on Facebook. Contact him on kgerken@synapse.net and read latest poems in Ygdrasil – a Journal of the poetic Arts.

Microsoft Security

Ring.
Me: Yes?
Caller: This is Microsoft Security. You are downloading a virus to our server and we need access to your computer to ensure it causes no further problems.
Me: Really? Well, first, who is the head of security for Microsoft?
Caller: That’s none of your business.
Me: Well, he’s a friend of mine and you should know his name if this call is legitimate.
Caller: I’m not allowed to divulge that information. Could you please provide us with access to your computer…
Me: And second, you have reached the former Information System Security Officer for the National Defence Pay System.
Click.
Never had a problem since.

Regulation Of My Life

I think my cats are trying to regulate my life: 5am is breakfast; 8am is “candy” (treats) time; and 10am is balcony time. Then they sleep till 4pm.

The July 2014 Issue Of Ygdrasil

The July 2014 issue of Ygdrasil, containing work by Dave Shortt, Marie Lecrivain, Surazeus Simon Seamount, ae reiff, Peter Bracking and Denis Robillard, is now available at http://users.synapse.net/kgerken

Klaus J. Gerken is on Facebook. Contact him on kgerken@synapse.net and read latest poems in Ygdrasil – a Journal of the poetic Arts.